Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

A Texan goes to the dentist. ‘Your teeth look fine,’ says the dentist. ‘Nothing needs doing here.’ ‘Drill anyway,’ says the Texan. ‘I feel lucky.’

Man: “Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars”
Woman: “Because they gleam and sparkle”
Man: “No, because they come out at night!”

Man, to dentist, ‘Can you recommend anything for yellow teeth?’
Dentist, ‘A brown tie?’

What does the dentist of the year get?
…A little plaque

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don’t know. The dentist kept it!

….Hope these jokes brought a little extra light to your day. We’ll do anything to help you show off that beautiful smile of yours 🙂